Location: Perumahan Rakyat Jati Seria
Why is your speaker facing the wall: To give a ‘surround’ effect. Ahawhaw..

7.17: I am the Priest of Apollo! God of the Sun and…*Yawn*..Divinati…*zzzzz*

9.10: Wan wakes up officially. Goes to the kitchen, finds fritters, boils 2 eggs, Mom wakes soon after. Yay. The Head Triad of the House are having breakfast together.

Meeting No.: 100 + n, where n is any suitable number, for all real values of n.
Attendants:-Patriarch In-Training…Dato’ Paduka Seri Maharaja Laila Wijaya Wan
-High Priestess of the Immaculate Teachings…Her Holiness Pg. Hjh. Maimun
-Matriarch of the House…Orang Mahu Kaya-Kaya Datin Rashidah
Topic of Convention: Defecation and Cats.

HP: “Lai, karang stret kan krita mu atu aku kan menyuci lantai bagas kucing bekelaie dimalam ah”
M: “Kenapa? Beria dorang kah? Ada ku mendangar kucing kelaie dimalam.”
HP: “Awuu, abis bejurit taie ucing dibawah ah. Lapas alai mindah kritanya karang baru ku menyuci.”
P: *Thinking of situation. Why do cats defecate when fighting?* “Bah…”

End of Convention.

Summary: Cats defecate when fighting.

-[Wan’s Theory of Defecating Cats.]-

Theory 1: Cats just feel like it when they fight.

Theory 2: They feel it’s their destiny and hence defecate.

Theory 3: The Earth is round, and the ruling planet of Taurus is Neptune.

Theory 4: Being descendants of the Phylum Chordata, their mindwork may as well be, even infinitesimal, similar to Homo Sapiens. Just as the young Homo Sapiens urinate involuntarily out of fear when put under certain conditions, the felines tend to defecate when they are in fear.

[The Ruling Heads of the House continues to have breakfast]

10.35: Moved car so the High Priestess could perform the necessary purification rituals.

[Spent time on music and manga, ever so trying hard to contain sushi craving]

1.13pm: Tidies up room, showers.

1.59pm: Had a change of clothes to go to Supasave and realized I was putting on a free striptease for anyone fortunate to see this young 19 year old boy through his half-open window. *LMAO*

2.30pm: Off to Supasave and KB. Spent much of my time eating my Cadbury Peppermint Chocolate…And I bought the cheesecake I have so long desired (about 4 months) and it’s now happily thawing itself in the fridge.

3.56pm: Me back go out, yes? Yes. Didn’t cross any incidents that could confer upon me fatality. So yay. *imaginatively hops around room*

4.00pm: Had sambal and cucumber slices and exchanged a few words with the High Priestess.

4.04pm: WiFi is still not on. I have a bad feeling about this…

4.21pm: Rained. Gave myself a rest and laid on my Yoga mat.

[Further zombifying around the house ensued]

7.00pm: Watched Stomp the Yard with The Familyhood.

8.10pm: ZOMG! I can go ONLINE!!! *reads blog* ZOMG!!! I feel LOVEDDD!!!! Thanx for the taggies!!! Feels very warm n fuzzy inside huhuhu....

8.18pm: *reads yesterdays blog for no reason* Hmm, I forgot the word head..Was wishin for an angel to come and turn my head backwards...Now I don;t though....*Hyper from taggies*

9.20pm: Watched Pocong 2 with the Familyhood. Was halway finished whenI came to the living room.

Indon chick from movie: "Maaf ya Bu, tapi saya butuh sangat informasi ini..."
Mom: "Hahah, Butuh tah nya lagi, sudah jua pocong!"
*room filled with laughter*

9.59pm: Think it's time to call it yet another day. I bid ye farewell, readers. Till next time.