May Karma hear me.

May Karma be accelerated.

May Karma be accelerated and instigate justice.

May Karma manifest itself into an invisible force and push down unto you, Fucked up One, a heavy ugly-as-you gargoyle statue and smush you into a pile of freaky mushed trash you deserve to be.

May Karma be accumulated and shower down upon you immeasurable pain and misfortune forty times forty days.

May Karma possess your racket and break your Minangkabau fingers as you play.

May Karma hit you straight on your Immensely Dumb-looking Face and ruin your very life for stealing and overly manipulating my once good friend.

May Karma be distributed during its wrath unto all those associating with you as you do foul acts, Fucked up One.

May Karma shower down the same unto you, O Fake Brother.

May Karma be accelerated and carry my words with it.

So Be It.