ZOMFG, Man!!

People around me are falling sick like bees falling and dying after I spray the hive with 50% chloroform and 50% concentrated chlorox...

Gawd...

So here is the Fallen Doctor Shah to share his tips on how to keep ur immune system up!! Hee...

- Be a Taurean. But I guess this would be quite hard to achieve considering...

- Go to the hospital and get some free medicine, if ur a Bruneian of course. Huhu...Panadol helps to reduce watever pain there is and those things they give for coughs and flu are meant to be consumed to the last drop even when u r already sickeningly fine.

This helps to give u a better chance of avoiding those accursed situations by helping u develop a stronger immune system.

The panadols they give are rather slow, so I recommend u get those soluble ones or Actifast. Huhu...

- If u r a tea lover, like me, get urself 3 cups a day ( I recommend green tea, cuz evry1 says its good haha) and put a spoonful of honey in. I mean real honey, not the cheap ones u use for BBQs. Huhu...They should be fairly easy to find.

If ur not, warm water should be a fine substitute. The idea is just to get that freakin honey into ur system.

- This is what I do if I have a head-blowing cough and a sore throat so sore it feels like a pedophile version of Freddy Krueger is cutting ur throat:

--3 of the brown Hacks, the one that tastes like some minty bark of soime tree at the back of ur house.

--2 other Hacks of ur own choice.

--Honey!!

--Hot water..

Now mix the F**k out of emm till most of the Hacks dissolves and consume wit TLC just for fun. Haha...I don't know what the hell it does but it works!

- This is what my friend Vic told me, for sore throats too, drink warm Coke. The bubbles would do wondrous things to your throat.

- Don't let ur body get too hot, put a wet towel on ur forehead and from time to time try to bring it to ur neck too...Feels goood...

- Barley is good to cool u down, and so is drinking a whole damn lot of water.

- Oh don't be so glum when ur ill, it makes ur body pissed off with you and would heal slower. U'd be pissing of other people too! And we hate that. We already have shitty things on our hands, and we don't u being shitty too. Haha.

Seriously.

Make fun of it, and try laughing at urself, eventho in ur current state u cud only manage a dull, frighteningly sickly half-grin. Oh if u do manage to do this, take a look at the mirror and see how horrible u look like. And laugh the hell off.

Research (Dr Junaidah of UBD, 1st year Evolution and Diversity of life lecture) has shown how mental stress can physically affect ur immune system as well. The more stressed u are the more it goes down. Stress is a choice, not an automated response like adrenaline rush.

Ok I'm getting sick myself by typing too much.

Bye.